Financial Update – June 2022

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Another month, another update. A few random comments.

Good Reads/Listens/Watches

  • MyMoneyBlog on Schwab’s $187M penalty for shenanigans with their robo-advisor customers (link).
  • WSJ on Roth Conversions (link).
  • Top Gun Maverick (link).
    • We went during the $5 movie night at our local theater with the fancy chairs. It was a good flick; worth the $35+tax. Probably worth seeing on the big screen (perhaps the only time I’ve uttered that phrase).
  • Rise (link).
    • Great family movie documenting Giannis Antetokounmpo’s story. On Disney+.


  • We drove to California then flew to Maui for a little over a week.
  • A few memories from Maui:
    • We rented a 1-bedroom unit on the beach with three beds. 7 people / 3 beds = 2.3333, so I slept on the floor with my camping pad.
    • We went to Costco several times during the trip. I was pleasantly surprised to find much of the prices to be comparable to “the mainland.”
      • We ate a few Costco pizzas alongside the wild chickens roaming the food court.
    • I loved the vibe of “island life.”
    • Overall, the trip was pretty cheap. Flights were < $200/person from SFO. The 1-bedroom beachside AirBnb was dirt cheap, especially after the $400 mouse rebate (more on that below). Activities were cheap (beach is free, snorkeling is zero marginal cost, etc).
  • FC1 started a job at Chick-fil-A. It is located less than a mile away so she can bike there without any issues. She receives a $9 food voucher at the end of each shift and is enjoying it so far.
    • For every $100 gross she makes, she pays $6.20 in Social Security and $1.45 in Medicare, leaving her with $92.35 net of payroll taxes. The arrangement I’ve made with her is that I “match” the 7.65% to get her back to $100 gross if she contributes the $100 a Roth. I think it’s a pretty good system.


Upon landing, I turned on my phone during taxiing and saw this disconcerting text from our AirBnb host. We took the $400 credit and luckily enjoyed a mouse-free stay, though I was a bit apprehensive to sleep on the ground….

We played a lot of sand volleyball at the courts across from our condo. We weren’t very good — our longest rally was probably 3 hits over the net — but we had a really fun time nonetheless.

Sunset on top of the world (top of Haleakala National Park at 10k feet). It was a bit surreal climbing 10k vertical feet in a few hours. After reaching  the parking lot at the summit, we walked a little less than a mile (descending ~500 feet?) to use the bathrooms at the parking lot below. When we got to the restrooms, a park ranger informed us that our car alarm was going off at the parking lot above. Embarrassed out of my mind, I attempted to run back to the van to turn off the alarm. While I started off the run quite strong, the 10k feet of elevation quickly took its toll. Suffice it to say, I did plenty of walking back to the van to sheepishly turn off the alarm.

blankFC5 surfing at sunset.

blankFC2 taking the plunge.

blankCostco food court. $9.95 pizza for the win.

blankFood court chickens, not to be confused with the $4.99 variety located in the store.

blankThe “road to Hana.” I am told by my wife that the drive was pretty, but I wasn’t able to enjoy it out of fear of driving off the cliff and killing the seven of us.

blankBamboo forest at en route to Wailua Falls.


blankFC1 and I ran ~4 miles round trip across the golden gate bridge. The rest of the fam did the one-way walk across. It was memorable. An SUV parked at our lot was broken into. It’s a shame how common those grab-and-go thefts are.

blankFC1 receiving her fortune from a demonic fortune teller at Fisherman’s Wharf. I didn’t get a good picture of it, but there were several execution reenactment scenes in other arcade machines (hanging, guillotine, etc.). Hopefully our kids are not emotionally scarred for life.

blank FC3 learning the “thrill” level of his kiss. The options were: Uncontrollable, Hot Stuff, Passionate, Burning, Sexy, Wild, Mild, Harmless, Clammy, and Blah. I think he landed on Mild. I hope it stays that way for a looooooong time.

blankMuir Woods. The kids did the Jr Ranger program. The National Parks/Monuments are one of the best things that our federal government has done.


Castlewood Canyon State Park, South of Denver.

blankHanging out at the Zoo.

blankFC5 hanging out with his favorite animal.

blankFC1 in uniform.

This Month’s Finances

I’m sitting on $9k in unrealized capital losses. I should probably tax-loss harvest again.

  • The good:
    • Still employed.
    • $369 executive membership rebate check, implying $18,450 of annual spend at Costco.
      • I redeemed via cash through the purchase of 1 banana, effectively augmenting the bonus by 5.25% (~$20) through BoA credit card rewards.
      • I’m unsure what portion, if any, of our large prescription expenses filled at Costco count towards the 2% rebate. I’ll have to investigate this further….
  • The bad/abnormal:
    • $611 in gas.
    • $400 to some friends who watched the dog for us. The best money we spent all month!
    • $2,200 in “other expenses”:
      • $730 minivan rental in Maui.
      • $416 (more) in summer sports camps.
      • $345 in running shoes for FC1.
        • They went on sale so we bought 4 pairs. Running shoes are expensive.
      • $187 in airfare for a trip for Mrs FP.
      • $140 in baggage fees, which I loathe.
      • $135 parking at SFO. ParkSFO was great. 


Full version downloadable here (link).  



  1. Fidelity unambiguously has the best HSA on the market. $0 admin fees + $0 expense ratio funds.
  2. I lazily approximate home value as my historical purchase price.
  3. I have a 15Y mortgage which results in much larger principal payments than a 30Y mortgage. Since principal payments are simply transfers from one pocket (assets) to another (debt reduction), I treat such cash flows as savings.
  4. ~$0 cell phones described here.
  5. All expenditures at Costco & Walmart are classified as “Food at home” for simplicity (even if it’s laundry detergent, clothing, medicine, toys, etc).
  6. Nobody knows the perfect asset allocation. Just pick one and run with it. Use a target date retirement fund as a benchmark if you want some guidance (link). If you prefer to DIY (as I do), then a three-fund portfolio is great (link).
  7. My low portfolio expense ratio is the primary reason why I don’t hold target-date funds, which have expense ratios anywhere from 0.16% to 1%. I can achieve a much lower expense ratio on my own due to Admiral shares, etc. And it’s not hard. Plus, a DIY portfolio allows one to tax-loss-harvest more easily.
  8. ETF’s are slightly more annoying to hold relative to index funds. With ETF’s, you must deal with bid-ask spreads as well as the inability to buy partial shares (Fidelity now offers fractional shares). With a simple index fund, you don’t have to deal with either of these issues. Bogleheads discussion here (link).
  9. I continue to own VTSAX rather than FZROX and in my taxable brokerage account because it is more tax efficient due to lower capital gains distributions. Bogleheads discussion here (link).
  10. CA’s 529 plan has the lowest expense ratio US equity index fund of any in the US (link). I’d have 100% of our 529 money there if not for the state tax deduction we receive in our own state.

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8 thoughts on “Financial Update – June 2022”

  1. Hana is heaven! Spent a week on Maui for my honeymoon a decade or so ago and we have dreamt of making our way back since

    • The benefit of working as a detassler at the age of 13 is that it only gets better from there. She’s a happy camper with her now job, as am I.

  2. Have you tried to cash the rebate check at the service desk? I do that with my Citi Costco credit card, which is a good card to keep in addition to your BOA strategy. The Citi Costco card has no foreign transaction fees and pays 4% back on gas, so we use it whenever we go on a road trip through Canada. Anyway, there is no need to buy the single banana with that rebate, so I would guess that the membership rebate works the same way.

    • For over a decade I would redeem the executive rebate check at the front counter for cash. However, a year or two back they changed their policy and stopped doing so; I’m not sure why. But there is nothing preventing me from using the $369 check on a $1.49 bunch of bananas and having the difference refunded as cash at the register.

  3. That looks like an amazing trip, and so inexpensive! Sometimes I regret being an East Coaster and missing those cheap flights to paradise. My portfolio and the securities in them are nearly identical to yours (exception is that I’ve only got 10% allocation to FZILX). My snarky colleague uses this chart ( to tell me how foolish I am to be 100% equities. So, just curious, are there any macro or personal catalysts that would prompt you to start allocating into bonds/TIPS/I-Bonds? I’m patiently waiting to see how far the Fed will take rates in the War on Inflation, but I’m not sure what would be a good point to rebalance (well, not “rebalance”, but allocate into bonds for the 1st time in my investing life). I would value a finance professor’s take on what would make you move some of your personal portfolio into bonds, and what allocation percentage (if any!) would be comfortable.

    • The West was indeed great. I would like to move (back) there eventually.

      Thanks for sharing that “Buffett Indicator” link; I hadn’t seen it before, but I like the idea of it. Alternative measures such as the CAPE ratio try to accomplish something similar: (scaling prices by something informative). These measures certainly convey the obvious, which is that stocks are expensive relative to historical averages. But given how low interest rates were, it seems rational to me for stocks (and other asset classes) to be more expensive as people “reach for yield.”

      Unfortunately, I don’t have any profound wisdom to share with you. It is frankly a lousy time to be an investor — in any asset class (e.g. stocks, bonds, real estate). I think I-Bonds are great but the $10k/year limit seems not worth the effort (I realize I could double dip with my spouse). Bonds are overpriced (as evidenced by their low yields).

      Investing would be a lot easier if we possessed a crystal ball (or a time machine). If I could travel back in time a few years, I would levered up on real estate a few years back and made a killing (Boise, SLC, etc.).

      I’ve certainly demonstrated the perils of an 100% equity portfolio; it’s great when markets are up and lousy when markets are down.


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